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I've stepped on enough landmines to write a guidebook. Then you actually go to pick it up. Completely different car waiting — bald tires, smell like someone lived in it, and that "fair rate"? Doesn't include the mandatory $45 daily toll pass or the $350 "location fee" they spring on you. Eighteen years in South Florida and these clowns still almost get me. those guys are professional scammers in nice uniforms. anyone who's tried the trolley knows the struggle. South Beach night out, Design District shopping, or a spontaneous Keys trip — AC must be arctic and unlimited miles non-negotiable. most are polished turds with fake reviews. Finally found one outfit that doesn't play games. rates change daily so check them out: south beach luxury car rental south beach luxury car rental also bring polarized shades unless you enjoy driving blind. drive safe and skip that "windshield protection" upsell.

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